Tank Up on Stimulus

So here’s another argument for legalizing marijuana:

A Utah man bought a used SUV and immediately had to take the old car to a mechanic. He didn’t understand why the gas gage always read half-full. The mechanic suggested that maybe it was the 35 pounds of marijuana that filled the other half of the tank. The pot was plastic-wrapped and added $35,000 to the street value of the car.

Really? You mean we used our criminal statutes to take $35,000 of value off the street in a single police transaction? While we’re in an economic funk and wringing our hands about job losses? De-criminalizing marijuana should have been part of the stimulus package. Think of all the assets that would immediately become a legitimate part of the economy, and all the jobs it would create.

One Response to Tank Up on Stimulus

  1. adam says:

    But you have leverage that with the cost/benefit of a legally high population.

    And don’t forget the obesity epidemic strengthened by “the munchies.”

    And hippies partying in the streets.

    It’s a slippery slope to anarchy in the name of capitalism!

    But I kid. I’d totally be down with legalizing weed. That stuff is good times.

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